the difference of the two chinese communities

it's the time again where from nowhere this topic is being brought up and shared and laughed and criticised. no offence to the majority group. there's nothing to be hate or love.
everything comes down to our mindset/mentality. we both grew up in a different environment. no doubt we are different. but then again, i was given that "warning". how ever chaotic it may have been, it all comes down to how we accept each other.

Subject: Malaysian Astronauts- Just For Laugh!

Ha..ha….no offence lah

MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS



This is a humourous but true reflection of Malaysians.



American Spaceman is called Astronaut



Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut



Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut



Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut



Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview..



An Indian, a Malay and a Chinese.



Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission.. How much do you think you should be paid?"



Muthu replied: "One million ringgit."



"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.



"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu.



"That's understandable," says Dr. M.

"Thank you.. Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"



So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.



"Alamak!...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.



"Two million? That's twice as much!



Even the aneh before you asked for only one million."



"You see, Datuk," explains Mat,

"I have 4 wives and 15 children.

With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!"



"I see," says Dr. M.

"Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come in then?"



The Chinese guy comes in

and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"



Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million."



Mahathir appears shocked. "What! 3 million? Why so much?"



Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer.

He quietly whispers into his ear,

"Datuk, one million you keep, one million

I keep, and then one more million to send that aneh into space lah!"

one malaysia!

p.s this e-mail was sent by Uncle Chin Keat of Melbourne, Australia. Must say, this is definitely the funniest e-mail he'd ever sent to me. lmao.

WE WON!!! woot! *credits to Bowie*

and I regretted not donating to the Haiti Foundation this evening. I did not have small change with me. I only have $50 notes T_T
so sorry dear haitians... I will support you guys next time I have small change. ok? and that will soon to come=)

Qualitative Analysis Of McDonald's Potato Fries: RESULT

Day 6
and the Myth is ....

Apparently there were molds growing on the fries since Day 5. So it is impossible for the fries to stay fresh for such a long period of time.

SO what we read on the internet is all BOGUS facts!

Mission accomplished!

p.s. though we have busted this myth, that doesn't mean it's healthy and appropriate to eat it frequentlyXD

i sincerely apologize on the post i wrote yesterday. this week has been pretty emotional to me. everything turned topsy-turvy and i couldn't get to fix it although i already tried my best.

the thought of not able to return home early for CNY and the thought i might not attend Chier Yen's bday party made me so frustrated. and i have had issues with my debit card and my lecturer(refer to the previous post)..

debut card issue= solved
bitchy lecturer???... nuh huh.. not until she change it to thursday.. she has the option to do so but she didn't want to. she has class with us on thursday yet she refuses to put it on that day!
what the hell!

all the drama about my debit card?.. hmmm... not worth mentioning over and over again.

TO YOU(THE FREAKING BIATCH/RACIST),
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE TEST TO FEBRUARY 12?
YOU KNOW CNY IS ON SUNDAY AND WE DO CELEBRATE THE EVE OF CNY AND YOU IDIOTICALLY, PURPOSELY CHANGE THE DATE TO FEBRUARY 12, WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSEDLY BE ON THE 5TH- which was stated in our course calender
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SO IMCOMPETENT TO SET THE TEST ON TIME WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPOIL OUR DAY YOU FREAKING RACIST!
AND HOW THERE YOU MOCK MY COURSEMATE!
CAN'T YOU BE A LIL CONSIDERATE?
HOW COME CLASSES CAN BE CANCELLED- TWO DAYS BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS EVEN STARTED- DURING THE RAYA HOLIDAYS LAST YEAR?
WHAT. NOW WE DON'T HAVE THAT SAME RIGHTS IS IT?
FREAKING RACIST/BIATCH!
I FREAKING HATED HER WHEN SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T CARE IF WE HAVE PURCHASED OUR TICKETS BECAUSE CNY IS NOT ON FRIDAY.
THEN WHY WASN'T THAT THE CASE LAST YEAR?
WHY YOU PEOPLE HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE TO BALIK KAMPUNG SO MANY DAYS EARLIER?
FREAKING BIATCH/RACIST.

Qualitative Analysis Of McDonald's Potato Fries : Updates

Day 2

Smell: still smells like a fries. no sign of bad odour.

Appearance: looks the same. no significant difference.

Texture: slightly harden. not soggy.

Qualitative Analysis Of McDonald's Potato Fries

Date: 11 January 2010
Time: 9:43 PM
Timeline of Experiment: One Week

Hypothesis: McD's potato fries contain chemicals, making it stay fresh for up to a week. and our mission is to bust this "myth"

just to prove the fries were from McD

conditions: fries will be kept in an air-tight container, placed under room temperature.

wait till next monday for results yea ;-)

of seeing and believing

If people tell me I have a weak faith, I would be so pleased to say "Thank You, but you are wrong."
Yes indeed I did not have a strong faith in my religion. But, that did not mean I have bad judgement and unflagging conscience.
however, I never said I never make bad judgements. I do it all the time and I will always try to depend on my own conscience to deal with it.
therefore whenever people try to cause havoc in God's name I would undoubtedly wonder I don't seem to have a reason to cause the same situation- not that I have the intention to do so- because in who's name I would do that?
so would I be the horrible, evil person because I do not seemed to have a God to defend myself??

perhaps those people's lives are just so empty that it can only be filled with imagining other people are out to hurt them.

There's nothing like Matter of Fact; Seeing is Believing.
[1712 J. Arbuthnot Lewis Baboon iv.]

Facebook is spreading racism! wth!

racist betul!

pukuulll!!

I was invited by someone to join the so-called "I'm Chinese" group.

racist!

lmao

i think we only need one channel less

sometimes i restrain myself from reading the local news.
I don't mind if a leader makes a total mockery of himself in public, as long as he is not from this country.

despite me trying to be as ignorant as possible, as a citizen of this country, I feel obligated to know all the shit we are going through. bear this in mind, I wasn't being patriotic. Not even close to that.

but the fact is, we're always humiliating ourselves because nowadays people can't seemed to do what they are supposed to and that is why shitty news kept making grand appearance on newspaper, national tv  etc etc..
whenever things go wrong, some one(aka Scapegoat) would come out(out of the blues) and take the blame. and then life goes on. but before that happens, oh-the-great-one would come out and publicly answers the whys, whats, hows, when, etc etc... and give stupid, irrelevant, and absurd comment(s)/ response, in a monotonous voice- with a lot of errs and umms..  see, even oh-the-great-one failed in public speaking.
it happened before. and then we seemed to forget(or not) and moved on and wait for other "interesting" and "exciting" news to pop-up.

 to read the local newspapers nowadays, you need a great sense of humor and ignorance. this is to prevent yourself from getting emotional and embarrassed. If you have humor and you are ignorant enough, you would probably laugh-your-ass-off and then forget everything as soon as you put that newspaper down.

p.s. this blogger would never mention the name of her country if and only if she reads ugly things about her country that wasn't suppose to be making headlines. and she solely sympathize those journalists and innocent people who were involved in these crap. she has been restraining herself from posting this crap for days. but she has got nothing to lose.

Happy 2010!

Here's a recap on My 2009:

worked as a tutor(since 2008) and a conversion agent.

climbed Mount K.

went to Bkt Tinggi, Pahang several times=)

a freshman in USM, Penang.

visited Penang for the 1st time(finally).
found new friends.
was given a new nickname; mini.
never get to drop my old nicknames. sigh.

became active on Facebook.lol.

owned a Kawai.

fell in love.

found out that beauty is just a state of mind.

ate too much of Japanese food. scared.

found out that ignorance is bliss. under certain circumstances.

fall out of love.

became a coffee addict.

improved my mandarin and hokkien.though there's nothing to be proud of.lol.

found out that it's okay to be unrealistic sometimes.

read 15 17 books in a year. record- breaking man!

My 2010??

am trying to live every day in anticipation. embracing whatever I may or may not encounter.

wishing you love, wealth, health and success. love to you, always=)

~Happy 2010~